The La Li Lu Le Lo?

and im neither. I will however, attempt the two just to keep anyone who tries to read this entertained

emo
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Last night, my mum told me i couldnt go to the fall out boy concert, and this girl cindy didnt say hi to me today. My life is so painful, by the time you read this i will be dead, im going to go slit my wrists now AFK.

scientist
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This formula can be used to pwn